I put my name in at IHOP, affirm that I am a party of 1, go sit down. Another woman comes in, puts her name in: Jen. How many: 1. The hostess asks, "Are you with Jenny?"
"Uh, no."
"Oh my god, that's so weird! Someone else came in just now- also a Jen, also alone!"
The other Forever Alone Jen raised her eyebrows in a JesuscanIjusteatbreakfast kind of way.
I feel you, Jen.
