Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Nevermind

I climbed all the way up there and rang the bell. Then I climbed up the next one over and rang that bell too. I'm so impressed with myself right now, but I need to go take ibuprofen and a bath before my muscles figure out what I did.


Something new

I am so excited to tell you that we are not playing kickball again this year. Lots of disclaimers, yes, but it felt almost as anxiety-inducing as softball after a while, and it didn't help that most of the teams were ridiculously competitive. I would think they could scale it back and let us play a little once they had a ten point lead, but no- all their fun came in slaughtering us. As I complained about last year, there were a good number of these teams that consisted of 6 or 7 athletic guys and the league minimum of 3 girls. Some of those girls could and would kick, but a seriously sad number of them only did weenie bunts. It was also not giving me a whole lot of exercise, but it was a good source of pulled muscles. To hell with diamond shaped "recreational" leagues. Give me some friendly drunken barbecue Wiffle Ball.

So guess what I'm going to do tonight?

Sarah got us a rock climbing lesson. Oh god. I'm starting to wonder if there is anything I have no anxiety over that other people dread. If you know of any, please tell me to make me feel better. I am not looking forward to this, but it's a class for women and beginners. Apparently we're going to spend a while tying knots, but it's a 2 hour class. I'm going to feel so much better about this tomorrow, but I'm going!