Last night I dreamt about walking Riley past the boundary of
my apartment complex and into another neighborhood. It’s not horribly difficult
to put that into context, considering that I had just spewed frustration to
Tracy about these bastards yanking my rent up yet again.
So Riley and I are just beginning to wander among these
darker, strange new buildings and we come across a school. It feels like
Catoctin, but it’s probably like any elementary school. We’re walking up to the
side, and some woman is pooping in a trash bag. I courteously look away to give
her some privacy, like I do with Riley, and when she’s done, I look in the bag.
It’s full of donated clothes for a thrift store, only with a turd on top now,
so I pull the obligatory poop bag from my back pocket (Poop bags in my back
pocket are so ubiquitous that they show up in my dreams.), and some other woman comes out of the school and gives me
that teacher/mom/really good friend look that says, “What on earth are you
doing?” I do the “Huh? But… Well,” and then I understand that:
1)
I see picking up my dog’s poop as my civic
doody, but I am seriously overstepping my obligations.
2)
Nobody is going to want anything else in this
bag now.
3)
I had really good autopilot intentions, but I
have missed the bigger, more important point.
My friends just bought a house, and I went over there Sunday
to help them paint. I tested my blood sugar and went to give myself a shot, and
another painting volunteer became audibly upset. “Oh my god… I can’t handle it.
You’re actually going to do that. I can’t look.”
I was surprised. I just watched this girl play full tackle
football the night before. She’s an offensive guard. That is way more painful
and impressive to watch than what I’m doing. I continued on with my shot and
said as much to her. My friend Cristine immediately pointed out that this girl
has about five piercings in her face. How can she have all those and be grossed
out by an insulin syringe?
How did I miss that?
Sometimes, when things like this happen, I think sadly to
myself: I’ll never be a detective.
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