Thursday, December 10, 2015

CP Fighter

I wrote this like a week ago. Sigh...






The other night I was out with Sarah for happy hour, and we went to World Market to walk off the food. Did you know they sell delightfully whimsical utensils individually? That makes for a great work fork and spoon instead of having to use plastic or steal from the home utensil set.


Last night I christened my Crock Pot with some horrible recipe I found online. It wasn’t healthy at all, and if that’s not bad enough, it wasn’t even GOOD. But whatever, it was four ingredients, very easy, and it got the Crock Pot out of the box. Of course, that turned out to be dangerous. I held the box and Ant pulled the Crock Pot out, but because he is still learning how the world works, he didn’t know that he should continue holding the Crock Pot upright. The lid fell first, and directly hit the floor where it thankfully did not break. The stoneware did not hit the floor directly because it broke its fall on my shin. The stoneware both hit my shin hard and scraped downward, which was a painful yet interesting sensation. Ant felt horrible and tried to make me feel better by telling me that MMA fighters deliberately kick wood to strengthen their shins. I’m sure that doesn’t really strengthen anything so much as build tolerance or


Actually, I just looked this up.


Muay Thai fighters and Kickboxers train with repeated strikes using the forearms and shins. In Thailand, before the advent of heavy bags, pads and other modern tools, they would kick banana trees and other hard objects to condition their shins.  Many modern day practitioners use bamboo as a striking surface to both deaden the nerves in the shin.  Once the striking is done, the bamboo rods are rolled against the shin to further compress the bone.   This stress also creates micro fractures in the bone that induce repair of the bone material which leads to a more robust honey comb structure that is more resilient to damage.”




So that’s roughly what I figured, only without the vocabulary, but basically scar tissue being stronger, building bone density, yadda yadda. This is apparently known as bone remodeling. Gggggguhhhhhh gross.


Let me know if you need me to kick a Crock Pot.

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