Saturday, October 5, 2013

Outhouse Races

I picked Ant up today and took him to the Outhouse Races in Virginia City.  That was really funny.  Back in the 90s, the city passed an ordinance against outhouses, and the residents apparently protested by bringing their outhouses to the main street.  That's the 1990s, not the 1890s.  They overturned the ordinance, but the side benefit of this protest is the annual Outhouse Races, which mainly features lots of poop jokes.


Here are a few examples of the contenders.  This is during the parade.



UNR has a team.


Here are some of their names to entertain you.  My personal favorite is the Pot Rod.  And just so you know, Julia C. Bulette was a very popular prostitute in Virginia City back in the 1800s.  You can visit the Julia C. Bulette Red Light Museum.  I did, several years ago with Shannon.  It's an enlightening experience.



 
Here's video from a race.  Ant snuck into the finish line crowd and was almost run over.

 
From this video, you can see that UNR is a bunch of pumpkin eaters, opening their door for extra reach.  We didn't catch it here, but I loved how the announcer kept the poop jokes going.  He liked to announce the losers of the race by referring to them as "Number 2."

For those of you who would like to enter next year, you will need strong, fast people to push the outhouse, but from the races we saw, an aerodynamic design is a big help.

Between heats, we wandered around and mainly just found things to eat.  Here we are in Grandma's Fudge Factory (not actually related to the scatological humor). 



Pictures from a couple races.  I love this one.  She looks deadly serious, doesn't she?

Check out the sweatshirts of the guys in front of me.

This is one of the Plungerettes, a team of women who led each heat with some barely organized dance moves.  They were awesome.

I have wanted to go to this since the very first time I heard of it.  In my tenth October here, I finally made it.  If you live in the area or are visiting during this time, you have to go to the Outhouse Races.  It's your doody.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

The timer's going off

Hello, did you miss me?

I just finished a dancing workout on the Wii.  I was looking for Zumba DVDs to practice with at home, and found out that Blockbuster classifies Zumba under Colonialism (Wha-huh?) but also that I can rent Wii games!  Perhaps I am slow, but I did not realize this.

I did not find a Zumba game at the store, but I did find Just Dance 4, which has an assortment of songs I do not know, plus some random gems by Barry White, Stevie Wonder, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants.  I will have to go play around in there some more and apologize to my neighbors and explain that I'm not actually epileptic.  I haven't even ventured out of the Easy ratings yet, so the seizures may intensify.

This gym membership is not going to waste, but I'm hopeful to be able to feel comfortable dropping in on any of the Zumba classes.  This is where my counselor would laugh and remind me that it's never going to feel comfortable and I have to go anyway.  Well, at least I can get in a little practice at home where I can shake my behind with more exuberance.

I keep waiting for enough time to accomplish something.  Strangely enough, that doesn't happen.  I feel less motivated by the day, which tells me that it is even more urgently necessary for me to take action.  It's time to make a plan and knock out the steps towards something better.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Feeling pretty good today

I had an excellent massage with who may end up being my new massage lady. Honestly, awesome. And she was very careful not to overdo it lest I end up like last time. Has it really been almost a year since my last massage? That will not do. Oh and guess what, Tracy? She does Latin dance.

Ok, gotta run and get some hand warmers for tonight's game.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Priorities

I was so excited about my coupon savings that I tried to leave my bag of groceries behind. Then I was trying to blog about that on the way out of the store and some guy told me I shouldn't text and drive. No kidding, as I was all over the road. I'd call this a fail, except I just paid $2.61 for a bag full of groceries and couldn't resist telling you that.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

I'm just over here, talking to myself...

I'm going to write a song called "Crying After Zumba."

It's one of those releases, I guess.  Some stupid, fun songs and dancing for your exercise, being a good tired, then hearing a slow song to stretch to, and it's some song about being beautiful even if he doesn't think so, even if you're not perfect, and I start tearing up.  There's some mental and emotional exhaustion going on (Hey look, I made it to Thursday!) and I guess I just have to understand that periodically, I'm going to have a minor meltdown and need a hot shower, some tea, and an early bedtime.  I have good plans for this weekend and things are fine, even if I'm a little sad.  I'm glad I went tonight- I suspected I needed it- and that I followed my plan of no nap this evening.  Just struggle through, get to Zumba, and go to bed early and exhausted.  I feel so guilty when I feel like I'm not making progress, but it's occurring to me that I must me.  It's been just over a year now since the air races- the awful weekend when I saw how deep the crack really was.  I didn't have what I thought I had, but I lost a lot anyway.  This September was much worse than I thought it would be, adding more bullshit to the pile, but the difference this time was that I had already lost everything I was going to lose.  I felt the break this time.  I suppose that was bound to hurt and take some time to recover from.  I am so ready for September to be done that I changed the whiteboard calendar today.  I want desperately to have something else- to move on to what really seems like will be the next chapter.  This has been a safe place- a safe job, a safe home, a safe hiding place- but I don't want this to be where I stay because I'm afraid to move on ahead.  I think there probably are lots of better things out there waiting for me, but I'm not entirely sure and I have to do it anyway.

It shouldn't take more than a year

The lease is signed, I'll be free by June to go somewhere else, to do something else.  That gives me a little more time than I'd anticipated to save money, prepare.  But if there's one thing my counselor has taught me, it's that it's never going to feel comfortable.  Be uncomfortable and do it anyway.

Sigh.  Ok.  For now, snuggle in for the fall, do your homework, dust your resume off, be smart with your money and your heart, continue stretching yourself, and get some good, quiet, untortured sleep.

Monday, September 23, 2013

I impress myself

During one phone call today, a veteran asked me, "Are you that good-lookin' brunette at the front desk?"

"Well, I work in another building," I told him.  "But yes.  Yes, I am."


I also had a pretty intense argument with the vending machine.  I did my insulin math wrong and realized I didn't have enough of a snack for the shot I had just taken, but really, any reason will suffice for Doritos.  The bag got stuck just above the flap and no amount of shaking, kicking, or cursing would pop it loose.  I used my badge to give me a little extra reach with the flap half up and stabbed at the bag for more minutes than I care to admit to, but I got that sucker.  "Damn right," I told that machine, but it was really a draw, because my first plan was to smack the Doritos free with the weight of a Snickers bar, but when I put my dollar in, the change machine made a NKNKNKNKNKN noise and only gave me two dimes and a nickel- no quarters.  I'm so glad no one needed the stairwell during that fiasco.  F you, vending machine.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Gatsby

I finished reading The Great Gatsby yesterday afternoon, so I finished watching the movie this morning.  The book impressed me.  I wondered what the hell I had gotten out of it in high school, since I didn't remember much.  This time it had me laughing and thinking.  It made me think about college, and how in the hell you're supposed to read a book once and be able to have something interesting to say about it.  I got the sense that there were all kinds of things to notice, and while I did notice some, I felt I was missing thoughts that I would probably have if I read the book again.  This is a book to taste rather than gobble- lines that needed to be examined and chewed on.  I try to keep my library at a manageable number with just the books that I think I will read again, and this one will stay.  I have another Fitzgerald on my reading shelf, and I am looking forward to that.

But the movie... felt... too glossy for traction.  I didn't mind the modern music- I think that was an attempt to make it relevant.  It just didn't seem to have a bite.  I got the sense that the actors knew what weight they were carrying, and tried to convey that into perfect, intangible scenes, but I wasn't feeling it.  I liked Carey Mulligan better than anyone else, but I disagreed with a lot of the interpretation of the pacing and the lines.  See, this is why it's a bad idea to turn a book like this into a movie.  I can see Robert Redford a lot easier as Gatsby- he seems to have that smile that Nick describes, along with the calm style that I picture Gatsby with.  And maybe Leo seems wrong because I know him in younger roles, but I like him better when he is angry and emotional, and that's not how I read Gatsby.  I didn't think he did a bad job, I think he had an impossible job.  He did his own thing with it that I felt was pretty successful, especially in certain moments like after he threw the shirts down.  But what was this frantic driving and losing his shit in the hotel room?  Gatsby loses Daisy right there, but I didn't get the sense from reading that argument that Gatsby starts acting like some brute.  And Myrtle?  She was a bit extreme and her husband somehow beefed up on his way from the book.  Not that they really followed the book, anyway.

I found myself thinking, "I thought Baz Luhrmann directed this."  Oh, he did.  Well, I got that from the party scenes, but not the rest of the movie.  Moulin Rouge lent itself to that kind of spastic weird fun- did he go for this movie for the party scenes?  I wasn't expecting it to be the best thing ever, and I hear that the Redford version isn't that great, either.  Maybe that's because it feels impossible to recreate the feelings created by the book, which I would say are sadness, a little confusion, and a lot of wistfulness.  How do you show that in a movie without overdoing it?  And oh, by the way, as it's mentioned about 45 times in the book, Jordan is TAN.  She's a golfer, for crying out loud.

If the book has an intentionally indescribable quality, how can you describe it?  I wondered what people could have possibly made of this crazy movie without reading the book.  Weird.  But now that's out of my system and I can move on to another movie.

Riley is snoring under my desk after spending over two hours working on a Bento ball treat.  I've never seen her so aggravated over a toy, and she really wore herself out.  I'm going to let her nap a bit while I run to the store for some ingredients.  I'll be cooking tonight, after all my chores are done.  Might as well let her rest up before she has to chase and bark at the vacuum cleaner.