Nobody reads those anyway.

Arggghhh, if only I had been able to write my rough draft on the plane when I was cross-eyed from exhaustion and full of pee.  I must remind myself that this essay is only 2 1/2 to 4 pages and I could do that in my sleep.  So far I have... almost two pages.  Garrrggghhhh.  And when I finish that I get to write an artist's statement!  Joy!