This is how band names are created.

I hear lots of interesting pronunciations and requests daily, but today I had trouble keeping my giggles contained when someone told me they wanted some "insulin apartheid."  What they meant was "Insulin, Aspart" as it reads on the med list.  I'm trying to figure out exactly what insulin apartheid would consist of.  A forced segregation between people based on pancreatic function?  Those with the sugah diabeetis are in power?  Desserts would all be tiny and served directly after meals!  Syringe disposal boxes in all public restrooms!  Diet Coke would be the default drink order!